After 8,506,644 minutes of life...if my calculations are correct, I have come to four conclustions:
1. God does not want me to know everything.
2. Sleep is not always a guarentee.
3. No one is what they seem.
4. If stick a fork in a microwave, the results will be less than pleasurable.
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~jack
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~jack
I would also add:
ReplyDelete"Never microwave a steak"...
That is a true statement. Although, I don't know whether having food poisoning or blowing up my microwave would be less pleasureable.
ReplyDeleteIf you put the steak in a container, it might work out.
Stick to grills though.
That might be your best bet.